Here is a recap of the reality shows I watched this week. A few shows are ending, but we have Survivor and Big Brother coming up in February.
American Idol – Omaha Auditions. There some really interesting characters in Bum**ck, America and they all came out to see dim prutty lights and shiny people. Chris Bernheisel opened the show, and he was just like OMG, the cutest thing EVER. He was so full of happiness he was about to burst and dribble little bits of cheer all over the stage. He brought stuffed animals for Randy and Paula, and a T-shirt for Simon to stuff himself.
Biggest Loser – Paul and Kelly feel pangs of guilt (short lived I’m sure) for voting out Bette Sue and Ali. The game is now an individual competition to stay, even though teams are still put below the yellow line. Bobby puts on his game face when he and Jillian have to compete in a challenge to choose up teams. He went’ for all the heavy hitters (pun intended) and Jillian was seeing Red…opps I mean Black. The house is once again divided into Black and Blue Teams.
American Idol – Miami Auditions. Half these contestants didn’t know the meaning of the word, No, so I’m not sure what language they were speaking. Apparently they speak Delusional fluently. Shannon McGough has won singing competitions and she is primed to take the AI title. Too bad she sounds like a squeling pig during her audition. BTW, the meaty references are my pathetic reference to her family’s butcher shop. Hey, I have to try.
Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency – Janice has had it up to her lifted eye lids with Peter. He butted in to the Ed Hardy casting and the clients are annoyed with his lack of organization. Heads are going to roll! But first, we get to see the models let loose in Sin City. Just kidding, Janice has them all on a very tight leash. JP gave Rodrigo the cold shoulder after their double date, which was the only drama. Kehoe finally got up the never to ask Traci on a date, only to realize it was too late, Nathan got to her first. Bummer!
Crowned – And the winner is…The show went out with a whimper, not that it came in with a roar. In fact I doubt we’ll see a Season 2 of this shockingly dull show. You would think there would be more delicious drama with all those divas in the house, because honestly, watching the beauty pageant portion is painful and boring.
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